Работа

Это кошмар, который теперь будет преследовать меня до самого отпуска. И дело даже не в самой работе как в таковой, а в некоторых коллегах, которых я на дух не переношу и начальстве, которое припрягает всегда, когда вот абсолютно не до него.

@темы: жизненность

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Отпуск кончился - завтра на работу - аааааа - не хочу(((( хнык(((((

@темы: жизненность

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Мерлин

Я не знала что меня торкнет это сериал, реально такая трава, что не оторваться. Провела целый день смотря серию за серией. Фак, мне теперь этот ушастый сниться всю ночь боюсь будет)

@темы: кино, непонятности

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Черт и что же меня так убивает этот новый Том, который может смотреть взглядом Билла при отстутствии косметики, которая это все подчеркивает. Блин, я снова становлясь больной на голову фанаткой.

@темы: Отельное

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Блин, я в полном ауте восторге и вообще все такое!!! Новый голос Билла это просто нечто. А еще они наконец научились играть!!!
И вот если бы не нокиа которая коннектит людей я бы уже точно знала, какая песня являлась бы одной из моих любимых на альбоме, а то наверняка растащут ее как злосчастную "катю".

@темы: Отельное

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Смотрела тут оба матча Реала с заокенскими командами - хлюп-хлюп. Нет Реал это круто конечно, и Карим крут, и возможно Роналду там хорошо, но лично мне так жалко его в красной форме.

@темы: Криштиану, футбол

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Можно ли уйти навсегда из виртуального пространства и использовать интернет сугубо в практичных целях? Вот у меня никак не получается, все время тянет куда-то не туда. Хотя в последнее время все реже и реже.

@темы: жизненность

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Чувствую себя старой старой.

@темы: жизненность

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Ну вот и что мне теперь делать - искать такой рассказ, в котором Драко издевается над Гарри, а не наоборот, чтобы все было по справедливости да?
Ну не могу, не могу я физечески просто понять, что можно любить того, кого не ценишь как личность, кого хочешь сломать и подстроить под себя. Неможно любить в таком случае, все что угодно можно, но не любить!
Пфф, выплеснулась.

@темы: бессмыслица, непонятности

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Маленькие ушастые пушистики^^

Ваше имя твой зверёк^^ интернетный пушистик чем кормить? чем угодно, хоть китайской лапшой возможные побочные эффекты - качает порнуху с интернета

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@темы: интернет зараза

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Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

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Ну и раз уж я здесь после всего того, что было в последние недели, не могу не упомянуть, что меня просто кривит от мысли, что придется менять всю манчестерскую символику на символику реала. Я не хочу ехать в Испанию за новыми тряпками из-за перехода Роналду, но как сказала моя мама - признайся честно, ты ведь не за клуб болеешь а за игрока, поэтому какая тебе разница, где он играет. И мне оставалось только согласиться...
Так что теперь волей неволей придется переключаться на примеру(((

@темы: Криштиану, стек

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The Porne Ultimatum

Внутри много много слов по английски с подробным описанием собственно данного киношедевра. Я просто не могла удержаться и не запостить себе это на память.

Lots of Incredibly Hot Sex fills this Dirty Bird Pictures parody that is much more fun than the original Hollywood Production. Director Mike Donner follows the adventures of a character played by Handsome Kaden Saylor as he tries to find out his identity in this exciting film!

As the credits roll at the beginning of the film viewers get to watch as Active Duty’s Levi works over Kaden Saylor’s “Chason Porne” character. He has a couple of his Active Duty men with him, Kasey and Colin, but the camera mostly focuses in on his character as he giggles like a madman.

The men have tied up and gagged Saylor and while everyone at home is watching Levi pulls down the fine man’s pants. He continues to laugh like crazy as he dives forward to work Saylor over, but a close up of the new star’s face will let everyone know that he isn’t happy as he tries to scream through his gag.

Some carefully arranged shadowing covers up the fact that the rape is simulated, but it is still looks alarmingly real as Saylor fights to get free. He manages to pull his ropes loose after a few moments and exits through some Gothic Looking doors. Once outside, he apparently dives into the ocean, and even though the men rush out to shoot at him with their guns, they don’t seem interested enough in catching him to dive into the choppy sounding waters to swim after him.

A little while later he washes up on a beach in San Diego where a young character played by Brent Corrigan notices him and takes him home. The scene then jumps forward to show Saylor waking up in Corrigan’s house and asking where he is. There is a great shot of Kaden Saylor’s flat stomach and smooth, built chest before he wakes up and insists on knowing the identity of Corrigan’s character.

The scrubs on the young man’s slim body and stethoscope around Corrigan’s neck will let everyone know that he is playing a medical student. He is quick to tell Saylor’s character “You’re Going to Want to Find New Friends, the Last Ones Left Two Bullets In You” as the buff man tries to figure out what happened to him. He can’t remember who he is or what happened, but Corrigan’s character says that isn’t surprising since he got one of the bullets in his head.

His living room doesn’t look like a Trauma Hospital, but apparently his character is such a good medical student that he was able to remove all of the bullets on his couch. Ultimately, that isn’t very important, since everyone is going to be more interested in the two having sex, but they have to wait for him to recover first.

As he recovers viewers get to watch him running around on the beach in just a pair of Tight Shorts. His body looks better and better as the months pass by, so once he’s finished running and doing crunches on the beach he decides to reward Corrigan’s character going back to his house and making out with him. The two begin to strip off each other’s clothes as they kiss in the kitchen, but they head to the sofa where Saylor’s character recovered for the real action.

The newly recovered man gets to reward his talented physician by licking his way down his chest so he can pull down his scrub pants and get to his Hard Cock. There are only some tight Calvin’s in the way, so he is able to pull those down quickly to allow him to suck on the cute young man’s cock.

Corrigan’s head rolls back on the pillow and sheet covering the couch with a look of absolute joy showing on his face. Soft moans of pleasure escape the young man’s lips before he gets up to pull down Saylor’s black shorts and blue briefs so he can return the favor. He savor’s the fine man’s cock for a while before the two get into an upward 69 Position on top of the cushions. Kaden Saylor uses his vantage point on top to finger Brent Corrigan’s beautiful butt while they are both sucking away to help to loosen him up for the action ahead.

The two enjoy themselves like this for a little while before they move around on top of the sofa so they can have sex. Corrigan’s character is eager to finally get his patients thick cock inside of his body, so he jumps at the chance to lean over the arm of the couch so the handsome man can dive into his beautiful body as they proceed. The two perform really well together and lucky viewers get to enjoy the sight of Saylor’s creamy cheeks as he thrusts eagerly forward as the two move from position to position on top of the cushions.

Kaden Saylor’s Hard Strokes drive a big shot right out of Brent Corrigans’ body as they get ready to finish up. He then pulls out to shower the young man’s tan chest before kissing him and thanking him for saving his life again with sweet words. Corrigan’s voice then follows the fine man as he hits the street looking for his lost identity.

His narration explains that Saylor’s character used to mumble something about “Hardstone” and that he only had a map of a park on him when the young student found him. Dressed in tight black pants and a long sleeve blue shirt Saylor heads for the park to check things out, but he is quickly noticed by a couple of his attacker’s goons so he has to run for his life!

This adds more action to the exciting movie as his handsome character is forced to run through the woods for cover. He finds it in the arms of Incredibly Dreamy Mason Wyler once he’s made his way through the park. Even though Wyler’s character looks startled when the strange man jumps up on his deck, the fact that Saylor says he can explain and that he starts pulling his own clothes off seems to placate the young man.

After all, Wyler’s character is Completely Nude, and he was busy enjoying a Jack Off session, so he doesn’t seem to mind someone joining him too much. The thugs are even fooled when they arrive to find the two making out, but once they leave Wyler’s character does push Saylor off so he can start questioning him about what is happening.

Their short exchange next to Mason Wyler’s swimming pool is a lot of fun. Saylor identifies himself as “Chason Porne” as he tries to get the young man to give him his car keys. Wyler won’t give up his car, but after saying amusing things like “That’s Harsh” and “Dude” he agrees to take the handsome man anywhere he wants to go. After all, the guy is a great kisser, and by the look on his face his character is hoping there is more where that came from!

They then drive around until they see the goon’s car parked outside of a nice house. There is a guard outside, but Wyler’s character says he can take care of him, so Saylor hides until Wyler convinces the guard, Barrett Long to walk off with him with a leading stare and a quick tilt of his head.

Maybe he should have stayed at his post, but who wouldn’t be willing to follow someone as gorgeous as Wyler anywhere? They certainly have fun once they find a quiet room to spend some time together, even though Wyler tries to get his hands in the guard’s holster. Barrett Long’s character takes care of the problem quickly by saying “Don’t Touch My Gun, You Can Touch That Gun” while looking down at the front of his pants!

Everyone is going to want to see the Amazed Look on Wyler’s face when he opens up the front of the guard’s trousers. His open mouthed expression inspires Long’s character to say “That’s a Big Dick Punk” before he leans down to suck it to “Show How Much He Likes it” as the men start to get carried away.

The ambitious young man even tries to go in deep, but Barrett Long has too many thick inches for even talented Mason Wyler to inhale it all. He comes close as the big man undresses himself though, almost touching his nose to his stomach as he tries to reach the base of the Massive Cock. Following his ambitious sucking Wyler even lets the big man fuck his face, even though the size of Long’s cock Gags him quite a bit.

During all of this Wyler is working on getting his own clothes off so he can stroke his own thick Uncut Cock. Soon viewers are able to see more of his body while he sucks away, and they will even be able to see him playing with his own Pert Nipples as the big man fucks his face even harder.

Barrett Long’s character then has his new friend turn around so he can hold onto a low bench in the room to get ready for his cock. When he decides to Spank Him before diving inside, the look on Wyler’s face as he looks at a baseball bat nearby may almost make viewers wonder if it his character or the actor who wants to knock the big man’s block off!

He certainly has a lot to endure as the big man finally decides to slide his Huge Cock inside of his adorable body. He has to scream quite a bit, and the strain is obvious, but the pleasure shows too as Wyler draws in deep breaths as he fights to take the guard’s hard thrusts. For his part, Barrett Long looks thrilled to be driving his young co-star wild!

As they continue to enjoy themselves, Wyler’s face becomes so rosy red with excitement that the color almost matches the spank marks on his cute butt! His excitement level inspires Long to shoot all over Wyler’s smooth tummy, but Wyler’s character skips his own shot so he can knock Long’s guard character out before he heads off to find Saylor.

It is fun to note that when he stands up he has to pause to rub his butt and say “Ow” before he grabs his clothes and leaves the room. In the meantime Saylor’s character has made his way into the house where he sees the goons who chased him trying to cool off after the chase with a couple of beers.

Their sweaty bodies inspire some interest from the goons played by Active Duty’s Kasey and Colin, but they look to a third man for permission, but his back is turned to the camera so viewers and Saylor’s character can’t seem him at first. There is also so bigger boss they are concerned about, but he is going to be gone for a while, so they begin to undress and do whatever the third man tells them for a while before he returns to spend some time with his “Bitch” downstairs.

There are a lot of fun moments in this scene as the third man orders Kasey and Colin enjoy some Nipple Licking. He even gives them orders to remove their pants so the dick sucking can begin while he is taking his own clothes off. Before long he is stroking away while he is urging the men do things like “Eat Ass” so it isn’t surprising when he gets up to join them.

The sight of his face does have an impact on “Chason Porne” though, since the third man is the goon who attacked him at the beginning of the film. The look of shock on his fine face is priceless, but the hot sex that lies ahead is even better since his attacker played by Active Duty’s Levi is now completely nude!

He immediately orders the other two men to suck his dick. They also throw in some more nipple licking before his bossy character sits down so he can get his dick sucked by Colin while he is savoring Kasey’s cock himself. The men enjoy themselves so much that when the scene changes Colin’s character decides to lean over to take Levi’s dick while he is busy making his partner Kasey happy by sucking his cock.

For his part, Levi throws in enough energy to make the couch that Colin is leaning across squeak like it is about to break! Concern for the furniture certainly doesn’t stop him though as he Pounds Away, but he is nice enough to suck Kasey’s dick when they move around so Colin can take a ride on his thick dick as they all get ready to finish.

While they are enjoying their afterglow Kaden Saylor’s character darts forward to grab one of their guns. Instead of getting his revenge on his attacker he heads downstairs though so he can find the head man’s “Bitch” so he can get some answers. When he arrives he finds luscious Brant Moore enjoying an intense 69 Session with a cute performer named Seth.

He manages to hide the borrowed gun when they notice him and think he is a new guy. This is great fun since Moore’s character thinks all new guys are supposed to report to him, so he starts pulling off the fine man’s clothes to pull him into a hot Threesome. Seth’s character is a little surprised at first, but he soon joins into the action by licking one side of Saylor’s chest while Moore works on the other.

Before long, they have his pants down and they get him to lie back on the bed so they can really devour his handsome body. Brant Moore and Seth knock themselves out sucking the fine man’s dick and the three even get into an oral circle on the bed before Moore dives into Seth’s cute body. While Seth is bent over the bed and Moore is plowing into him from behind, Saylor stands up and holds onto the ceiling so Moore can suck his dick some more.

He looks like he is getting the “New Guy” ready to plow his friend, but when he gets hard enough he moves behind Moore so he can plunge his cock into his cute body instead! Everyone is going to want to see the Great Sandwich between the three men. While Moore is still deep inside of his buddy’s body, Kaden Saylor plunges into his body while holding onto Moore’s hair for support!

Brant Moore even looks like he enjoys all of the hair pulling as the three work up quite a sweat together. After they have sex, Saylor picks up Moore’s phone and gets to talk to “Hardstone” himself. He threatens to kill the bad guy’s boyfriend if he doesn’t tell him who he is, but he makes the mistake of giving him a little time to think about things so the bad guy calls his goons.

Another chase follows, with Kaden Saylor’s “Chason Porne” character jumping into Mason Wyler’s car to make his escape. Wyler’s character manages to lose the bad guys since he was a Pizza Boy at one time, so they head back to Wyler’s to finally have sex with each other and close out the film.

The two sandy haired men look great together and they both seem fond of Nipple Play as the scene continues. The two kiss and lick each other’s bodies as they seem to forget all about the day’s activities. Their kisses finally lead to the juicy blow jobs that they missed out on earlier, and Wyler even lets his new friend sit on his face before leaning back on the bed and letting the handsome man dive into his body. The two have an easier time together than Wyler did with Barrett Long, but Wyler still reacts as if he is having the time of his life as they get ready to close out this entertaining Dirty Bird Pictures production together.

@темы: Брент

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В последнее время меня ничего не бесит так, как дурацкая погода.

@темы: бессмыслица

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Про отношения

Иногда я думаю, что моей лени просто нет конца и края. Вот есть такой факт, что любые отношения требуют сил и времени, каккими бы они не были. От тебя постоянно что-то требуется, и даже если тебе в се это в радость, то все равно наступает такой момент, когда тебе не до того, и ладно бы если только это. Это объяснимо и разумный человек поймет, почему тебе не до него. Но когда мне лично просто лень что-либо делать, звонить, писать идти куда-то, делать что-то чтобы его порадовать, ухаживать заботиться, мне просто лень. И ведь это никак не объяснить. А потом сама же удивляюсь, почему самые прочные отношения у меня с таким же эгоистом как я сама, или с женатым мужиком, с которым меня связывает только постель.

@темы: жизненность

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жесткач

Сколько в нас от женщины, сколько от мужчины?

Набрано баллов: 100

Психически вы — мужчина на все сто. Решительность, самостоятельность, независимость — вот ваши сильные стороны. Умеете быть опорой для другого человека и знаете, зачем живёте на этом свете. Ваши жизненные принципы могут вызвать уважение многих людей. Если вы — мужчина, ваши ответы наводят на мысль о некоторой схематичности и стереотипности в понимании вопросов пола и собственной мужественности. Но если вы — женщина, довольны ли вы собой?

на самом деле ничего нового я о себе не узнала и Америку не открыла, стописяттысяч тестов когда-то было проведено надо мной всеми моими дядями психологами, который выявили, что нету во мне ничего женского и думаю я левой пяткой, а не правым мизинцем.
Правда у всей этой деятельности поимелось одно забавное последствие - меня торкнуло про все это читать - и теперь я в принципе представляю что имеют под собой обычные психотесты. Хотя на сложных и каких-то заковыристых я ломаюсь, а жаль...

@темы: бессмыслица, интернет зараза

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Я вообще очень восприимчивый человек - кто что ляпнет и все, пошло поехало - начинаю себе придумывать черт знает что. И ведь не успокоиться никак. Бля, надоело.

@темы: бессмыслица

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9 мая

Вот сегодня был День. Я не знаю, как это назвать по-другому. Сегодня Тома плакала. Нет я не говорю, что никогда не делаю этого, но обычно я плачу, когда мне жалко себя. А тут. В Петергофе есть маленький мемориал, там где проходила линия фронта, и каждый год 9 мая там собираются все ветераны, у которых есть силы и здоровье туда дойти. В детстве я ненавидела туда ходить, это навреное у каждого ребенка так - он ненавидит то, что его заставляют делать. Но сегодня мы пошли гулять и решили сходить туда положить цветы. Это тоже наверное традиция. Но когда мы туда пришли, Георг предложил не класть их к огню, а подарить "вот той бабушке". Слезы у нее в глазах что-то дернули внутри. Она была нарядно одета, но так бедно-бедно. Если бы подходя к ней я не сняла очки, то расплакалась бы прямо на месте. А так мне хватило сил отойти и защититься зеркалками, и только потом заплакать.
И вот жесть ведь. Вот у меня бабушка ветеран, и ей каждый год приходят письме от президента, губернатора, мэра, еще кого. И вот ведь тратится на это столько денег, нет чтобы что-то полезное для этих людей сделать, ведь их действительно так мало осталось, а они так много для нас сделали.

@темы: жизненность

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Иностранцы

Я вообще не знаю, это мне такие вечно попадаются или нет, но мне кажется, а в последнее время все чаще и чаще, что большую часть иностранцев в Питере, не могу говорить за всю Россию, поражает одно. А именно - мобильные телефоны.
Они, такое ощущение, просто кипятком писаются, когда видят что водители говорят по телефону - это вообще был ахтунг таксист отжег, пенсионеры говорят по телефону, дети говорят по телефону, весь город ходит и говорит по телефону, куда не зайди в магазин, в кафе, в автобус, просто тупо пройдись по улице - все говорят по телефону. Ненашенские люди просто не могут поверить, что у нас в России это настолько дешево. Я когда про наши тарифы рассказываю - такие глаза становятся, просто слов нет. Вот, есть повод гордиться родиной!

@темы: жизненность

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Я уже вторую неделю слушаю на повторе одну и ту же песню, засыпаю под нее, просыпаюсь под нее. И хотя перед глазами все время стоит жемчужная улыбка, мысль только одна. Откуда в маленьких хрупких, иное слово трудно подобрать, японцах берется такой сильный насыщенный голос?

@темы: непонятности